Temper takes you to trouble,
pride keeps you there.
-- Swami Chinmayananda
Weekly Dose of Joke
Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends.
Champu is in love with Champi, the elephant
beauty queen.
Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich
elephant across the river.
Champu is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks
him to play see-saw at the garden. Suddenly the see-saw breaks..
and they burst into a song....guess which one....
scroll down for the answer!
Guess ?
scroll down
for the answer!
See-Saw ho ya dil ho....
akhirrrrrr... toot jaata hai....toot jaata hai...toot jaata
hai....!!!!!
Source : WWW ( Wild Wild Web ! ), Couldn't help sharing this one
though I have been asked to stick
preferably to medical jokes.
Did you know that ?
How do we better know -
a) Yusuf Mohammad Khan
b) Balraj Dutt
c) Badruddin Kaji
d) Bhushan Pandit
c) Sivaji Rao Gaikwad
Answers : At the end.
World of words
Quinquagenerian : Person aged 50 +
Sexagenerian : Person aged 60 +
Septugenerian : Person aged 70 +
Octagenerian : Person aged 80 +
Nonagenerian : Person aged 90 +
Centenarian : Person aged 100 +
Geek- Tip
Instead of using a mouse to double click an icon on the desktop or single click an icon on the taskbar to launch an application, you can use shortcut key combination like Ctrl + Alt + ( Any letter on the keyboard ) to do the same.
To achieve this do as follows :
Start - Programs - Right click on the program you wish to make shortcut key combination for e.g. Internet Explorer
Click on properties, in the text box for Shortcut key enter Ctrl + Alt + Any letter you wish e.g. ' i ' for Internet Explorer.
Click Apply, then OK & bingo you are done.
Now you can launch IE just by pressing Ctrl + Alt + i.
Cartoon of the Week
Picture of the Week
Life is Like that. [Contributed by Dr. Sanjeev Mehta]
God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You
will work un-tiring from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your
back. You will
eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50
years."
The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is
too
much. Give me only 20 years." God granted his wish.
Then God created the dog and said to him: "You will guard the house of
man. You will be his best friend. You will eat the scraps that he
gives you
and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog."
The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much, give me only
15
years." God granted his wish.
Later, God created the monkey and said to him: "You will be a monkey.
You will swing from branch to branch doing
tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years."
The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10
years."
God granted his wish.
Finally God created human and said to him: "You will be human, the
only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your
intelligence
to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and
you will live 20 years."
Man responded: "Sir, I will be a human but to live only 20 years is
very
little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years
that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused."
God granted man's wish And since then, man lives 20 years as a man,
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all
the burdens on
his back. Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a
dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to
him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a
monkey, going from house to
house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse
his
grandchildren.
That's Life.
Answers to ' How do we better know - '
a) Dileep Kumar
b) Sunil Dutt
c) Johny Walker
d) Rajkumar
e) Rajnikant
You must have noticed that this page though called humour page, contains all sorts of trivia, hope you like it. That's it folks, see ya next week.
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