SOLUTION to last week's BrainTeaser (Vol. 1):
TEASER: Two cities are exactly 100 miles apart. Charlie leaves City A driving at 30 mph.
Joe leaves City B half an hour later driving 60 mph. Who will be closer to City A when they cross paths?
Answer: Both would be the same distance form City A. Forget the numbers and think about it.

J o k e s
  The Meaning of Success
At age 4 ...success is not peeing in your pants
At age 12 ... success is having friends
At age 20 ... success is getting laid
At age 35 ... success is making money
At age 50 ... success is getting laid
At age 70 ... success is having friends
At age 80 ... success is not peeing in your pants

 The Final Diagnosis
Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a general practice (GP) physician, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. "I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to get a second opinion." And of course by that time, the bird was long gone.
Another bird appeared in the sky thereafter. This time, the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as the creature made good its escape.
Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. "Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma.
Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him and said. "Go see if that was a duck, will you?"

 Teaser for the Week!
An Arab tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower will win. The brothers, after wandering aimlessly for days and trying to be the last to reach their goal, ask a wise man for advice. After hearing the advice they jump on the camels and race as fast as they can to the city, and one of them wins. What does the wise man say?

ANSWER: Next Week or if you are sure you got the answer email me at mkbaruah@pathoindia.com