An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I`d like to have some birth-control pills." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?" The woman said, "Simple, I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night."

  A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?" "No," he replied, "I've never done either." "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor. "No, I've never done any of those things either." "Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

  A minister, a preacher and a rabbi were enjoying the serenity of a country-dipping pond. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, a group of very old ladies from town approached them. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the preacher covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover. After the ladies left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the preacher asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied..."I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my FACE that they would recognize."

Here are some BrainTeasers.
Scroll down to see the answer to the first. You will have to wait for the answer to the second

1. A man has to take a dog, a cat, and a mouse across a river. He can only take one of the animals across at a time. If he takes the mouse, the dog will eat the cat. If he takes the dog, the cat will eat the mouse. How does he get the three animals across the river?

2. Two cities are exactly 100 miles apart. Charlie leaves City A driving at30 mph.
Joe leaves City B half an hour later driving 60-mph. Who will be closer to City A when they cross paths?

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Answer To BrainTeaser 1

- The man takes the cat across and goes back to get the mouse.
- The man then takes the mouse across and returns with the cat.
- The man leaves the cat on the shore and takes the dog across. He leaves the dog with the mouse.
- The man goes back to get the cat and all of the animals have made it across the river!